yo mamma jokes

You can post your favorite yo momma jokes here. Who ever has the best and most yo mamma jokes will win a free 6 month membership file on cluppenguin and will get the password to both of my club called the CPAF and the SCPAF.I want your email so if you win I can email you the Passwords for both my clubs and the membership file and email me at briannmoh@yahoo.com.

I want the dirtiest yo mamma jokes you got and make it street like

Example
Yo mamma so stupid she took a spoon to the Super Bowl

Soonerfan :evil:


11 Responses to “yo mamma jokes”

  1. yo momma is so stoopid she sold her car for gas money

  2. yo mamma so ugly she made an onion cry

  3. yo mamma so fat she had to iron her underwear on the highway

  4. yo mamma so poor she at ceral with a fork just to save some milk

  5. yo mamma so fat she doesn’t take pictures she takes posters

  6. yo mamma so fat that when she got in the car it turned into a lowrider

  7. yo mamma so ugly she turned sadusa to stone

  8. yo momma so stoopid she tried to put the m&ms in alphabetical order

  9. sweet yo mamma jokes

  10. yyo momma is so stupid she got locked in wal mart and starved to death

  11. yo momma is so stupid she put penut putter on her ass

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